Friday, May 20, 2011

Why rednecks just need to leave the forest alone.




Look, I don't mean to be a hater. But the forest is a wonderful, peaceful place, and everywhere I look these days I see rednecks tacking it up. Y'all need to stay in the bars and trailers and leave the forested beauty of mother nature alone. I can get off saying all this because my ancestors come from a place in Kentucky called Tater Knob. If you're not sure whether or not to agree with me, please take the following in consideration...



Rednecks need to leave the forest alone because.....



They build hunting blinds in the forests like these.




They desecrate the scenic beauty of forests by doing this....







Which probably still isn't as bad as this wedding cake...








And they tear up the forest by doing stuff like this......






And by applying their genius solutions to unnecessary problems......







They take the natural products of the forest and do this with it......






And this.....





(Yes, that is a doorbell in a deer's a*******)




And finally, they can't even camp in the forest like normal people.....






Did I make my case?

4 comments:

  1. What's so wrong about the deer's ass doorbell?

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  2. OMG, I don't care how bad I needed to visit any people like those people. If I saw that as a doorbell, I would just turn around and leave!

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  3. I think I would at least knock instead of ringing the bell. LMFAO!

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  4. HAHAHA the ass-bell is hillarious, kinda like the mullet of doorbells.

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