Saturday, May 7, 2011

Lions, tigers and marijuana, oh my!

Well be careful if you plan on enjoying the forests of Wisconsin anytime soon. You might find yourself right smack in the middle of a field of wacky weed. Apparently, according to the link below, you are supposed to turn in such findings to the U.S. Forest service or other Wisconsin law enforcement agency. So I couldn't resist. Here is what not to do, when calling the law upon your discovery of a funky forest.

1. "Hello police? I found some, and I'll wait for you to get here. By the way, can you bring a pizza, a bag of funyuns, some beef jerky, McDonald's, pop rocks.....(on and on).

2. ", hel-..yo Po Po? I see marj...tree..the kracken,...oompah loompah....blaahhh......"

3. "Hello police? Yes I'm calling becuase I found all these strange plants in the forest that keep talking to me and won't let me leave."

Okay, maybe not the most hilarious post ever, but then I've never smoked pot. I prefer the high you can get from nature! (I know..) Anyway, here is the link so you can be on guard, in whatever way that would mean for you in this situation, lol."

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