Poor Smokey the Bear!

What was once the lovable icon of forest fire prevention, Smokey has found himself inserted into any type of joke imaginable. I've provided a few examples below. I had to leave out several examples that were way funnier sort of vulgar. Unfortunately with the word "smokey" in your name, and the Internet being a perv haven, you'll find a lot of drug/sex mock-ups. I do somewhat strive to keep this blog family friendly for the one or two that might read it. I'll start out with the lamest one...

.....a little less lamer.....

maybe....

Don't worry, it gets better....

Well I guess "better" is a matter of opinion....

But don't give up on me yet.....

...And now for my personal favorite...

I can only hope that Smokey the Bear is still able to get his message across, and he still stands for the protection of nature in people's minds. Smokey the Bear is still a big inspiration for me, and I try and take his advice to the best of my ability:

Lions, tigers and marijuana, oh my!

Well be careful if you plan on enjoying the forests of Wisconsin anytime soon. You might find yourself right smack in the middle of a field of wacky weed. Apparently, according to the link below, you are supposed to turn in such findings to the U.S. Forest service or other Wisconsin law enforcement agency. So I couldn't resist. Here is what not to do, when calling the law upon your discovery of a funky forest.

1. "Hello police? I found some, and I'll wait for you to get here. By the way, can you bring a pizza, a bag of funyuns, some beef jerky, McDonald's, pop rocks.....(on and on).

2. "uh..um, hel-..yo Po Po? I see marj...tree..the kracken,...oompah loompah....blaahhh......"

3. "Hello police? Yes I'm calling becuase I found all these strange plants in the forest that keep talking to me and won't let me leave."

Okay, maybe not the most hilarious post ever, but then I've never smoked pot. I prefer the high you can get from nature! (I know..) Anyway, here is the link so you can be on guard, in whatever way that would mean for you in this situation, lol.

http://www.stevenspointjournal.com/article/20110506/SPJ0101/305060071/1657&located=rss%20target=%22blank"