Well, if you can't get a date, you can always go into the woods and....well, never mind.......
I bet Charlie Sheen would have at her!
Um....hermaphrodite?...
If you're into Picasso-like tree women....
Well most men don't really care what the head looks like anyway....
Well, these may be all photo-shopped to hell and back. At least I hope so, I have a hard enough time already figuring out the world without these kind of nature shenanigans going on.
